Wii
It can have numerous connection issues. Like the Error Code 85010. >.<
Xbox
It rules all and uses the gamerscore system to motivate people to continue to explore all aspects of a game.
And when you get another achievement, thats all you get...some numbers... >.<
...but all least many games reward you with something extra...Like armore
It's actually extremely hard to understand VGcats jokes from the few that I have read. You have to understand many "inside" stories to video games and other useless facts that only teenagers who play video games would know. Sadly, I understand many of them (not all) (well many is not even close, more like...a select few)
Also, the Nintendo one is referencing how horrible communication is on Nintendo Wifi. Example: In Super Smash Bros Brawl you can't send your friends messages, you can only communicate with them with preset "taunts" in game, you have 12 digit long friend codes you need to give each other before doing pretty much anything, and you don't even have a way of letting your friends know you're online when they are in the middle of a game with somebody else. Ugh, run-on sentence D:.