The Official Happiness Thread

[Ogrish]

Ok brace yourself, cause this will start like a rant, but its not.

So after living here for almost 3 years without a neighbor next to me, they built apartments next door. Of course my new nieighbors are idiots, and last week i almost got pumeled by the biggest idiot for telling him to slow down. (my driveway is the only access to the apartments). So last night the big idiot races thru my driveway and runs over my cat, right in front of my daughter. She screamed and freaked out, and i did what any mad dad would do.
When he got out i beat the shit out of him in front of his new trophy girlfriend. He's so embarrassed that he got beat up in front of his girl by me 1/2 his size, that hes moving.

Score one for the little guy, and me kids think i should join UFC

[OwnZ joO]

Lol nice, too bad he ran over your cat in front of your daugther though.

[JacksonCougar]

What a bastard for running over your cat ;..; I hope you threw a few punches for us ;p

[Aumaan Anubis]

[Insert amusing comment concerning the relationship between cats, Tural, and the unfortunate situation here]

But in all seriousness, sorry about the cat.

[Gary]

Poor kitty, i get very attached to my cats, i would do the same if i was you...
I'm happy you got back at him, i sure hope you don't get in trouble for beating the shit out of him...
but sorry about your cat, and your daughter.
also, i didn't know you had kids, how old are they?

This is them right?

[socrates]

you handled it much better than i would have...
I love my cats very dearly and i also get attached to them...
also with the info that your daughter witnessed it I would have:
(1) slashed tires
(2) dismantled and rebuilt his car inside of his living room...
(3) stolen tons of shit form his house on Christmas eve...
(4) torched his car
(5) set up some conflict to get his girlfriend to leave him...edit videos...or just start a random "who was that girl i saw pull up last night?"
(6) ..i shouldn't go there
(7) poured water into his gas tank...(ruins engine)
(8) throw water balloons at his car in the middle of the night in winter..(if it snows there)--this doesn't seem too bad but if he is late for work in the morning it will get worse if it happens repeatedly (can cause him to lose his job)
oh and yes...i am a sadistic cat lover...
sorry bout your daughter seeing it too, can cause emotional instability when she gets older if it gets too bad..

[Ogrish]

well my daughters 11 my son is 13 and yes thats them in the pic.
I like cats better then most animals, and if this had happened when i was younger, i would be fuckin him over some how right now. I have lost many cats and its not as hard on me now.
I have 4 other cats, and 6 more that have adopted us part time. Scruffy (the decessed) was an ugly mangled all black cat that i brought home from work, im the only one who like him and could pet him. My neighbor has a warrent for his arrest according to my other neighbor, so he wont be calling any cops. I will threatened to turn him in, if theres any more trouble between us, but i wouldnt really do that. I just dont call cops, its how i was raised.

As for getting my hits in, not only did i land several, but i kicked him once in the face then choked him till he almost passed out. (his girl kicked me so i let him go)

I watch alot of MMA, and practice with friends and my kids, but didnt know how it would work in a real fight. (better than i thought) :p

That pic was taken yesturday, the tanks from WWII pearl harbor, we were on our way home from camping, and i had to get some pics. Oh happy days

[socrates]

hmm..lmfao i watch a lot of kung-fu movies..maybe i should try out for UFC, you guys look for me in next season ill be the skinny 6'4" white guy taking on some 8' 300lbs beast lmfao..seriously though.

[Rocky]

I discovered a new method of entertainment! You know how Tv's can view 2 stations or more at once with those smaller windows? I've been playin halo 3 like that while watching normal TV!

[Tural]

PIP.

[neodos]

First day at my new school, 3D movies and Fx school

[Aumaan Anubis]

Alright, awhile ago, I got demoted from Heroic Member to Member for some reason(I think it was because I was trying to explain things in modding threads...)
Anyway, I worked my way back up to Heroic Member.
Then I was demoted due to, I suspect, inactivity on bungie.net
I've been visiting there again for a few days, and I'm back up to Heroic Member.

[JacksonCougar]

10000th Post.

[neodos]

That should have been for me its my birthday!

[Gary]

Happy birthday!

[DoorM4n]

Happy birthday!

[neodos]

Thx ^^

[NotZachary82]

Aww, I missed it.

[Gary]

Aww, I missed it.

You wore not invited, the party was great!

[Zieon Eslador]

Nihongo ga dekiru. (I can speak Japanese.)

Sort of...
I'm teaching myself Japanese and it isn't going too bad.

And also happy birthday Neodos. Gjsdeath if you didn't bring back some cake I'll have to ... give me a while to think of something evil.

[Gary]

And also happy birthday Neodos. Gjsdeath if you didn't bring back some cake I'll have to ... give me a while to think of something evil.

Well, yea, about that, i saved some cake for the rest of remnant, but then i ate it on the trip back... sorry.

[JacksonCougar]

[Gary]

it was a damn good cake, sorry you guys missed out on it, there's always next year.

[JacksonCougar]

The cake is a Lie.
The pie is the Truth.

[Zieon Eslador]

The Waffles are win.

You left out the third line.