The 3 Word Story

[socrates]

an abandoned post-office

[herger]

while his mom

[Gary]

was sleeping with

[herger]

him, he busted

[socrates]

her head open.
you guys realize we've been talking about click and his mom? I just reread a bit and realized..

[herger]

with his teeth

[Gary]

which he recently

you guys realize we've been talking about click and his mom? I just reread a bit and realized..

Ah, I knew it was someone's mom.

And really, he killed his fish with a rusty paper clip while sleeping with his mom? What the hell is wrong with you people...

[Click16]

brushed. Suddenly someone

[socrates]

stumbled into the
didn't leave my name because it was me, not a mod adding a comment. Just changed text color so it was apparent that it wasn't part of the story, in case someone skims through later on to get a general feel for the sentence.Btw I claim teh color green (00FF00), that or I'll start in rainbows ... really thinking of going with rainbows...so yeh, if someone wants green....

[Gary]

room where Socrates

[xxpenguinxx]

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The man went into the room to kill the shoe of doom only to find his aunt's fish that just died too be served with lemon juice on the side of it's bowl. Suddenly someone yelled "Holy fucking shit it's a zombie!" The cat groomed itself with its new zombie pal that ate it in front of it's mother. Suddenly Jackie Chan came dashing into the room with a huge bag of metal containing a very dangerous and toxic material that illuminated and burned the zombie scum. Meanwhile the zombie that was already burning to death bit the man nice and gently until he was on the floor transforming into an inflatable swim toy. But then somehow Peter Jackson came with two smg's and started to look (despite being already dead ) at your mother's chair. "This is SPARTA!!!!!!" "Fuck you all." -he yelled suddenly. Distressed, he began to peel potatoes into the shape of Lego Blocks to finish building an Assault Rifle with which to complete his H3 so that he can leave his money with a drunken hobo who consumed it. Though in hindsight perhaps should have bought a hamster for butt plugging the asshole who took his golden hook. Reluctantly grasping his leg, because he could feel the worm under his legs and realized his bladder was leaking through his left hand, during a 9 hour reaction to the premier of Avatar, which also caused a mass hysteria. He ran into a snowplow with such tremendous force that flying monkeys gazed in awe as his body burst into an icky goo that covered them in fucking shit! Shortly before this, a squirrel fell into a puddle of liquid nitrogen, just like the person who was being previously discussed. Meanwhile, someone else ate the monkeys in protest of women's rights activists who caused a nuclear war. However, nuclear winter caused radioactive polar-bears to destroy the lives of some hobbo's dog, that was afflicted with rabies causing the polar-bears to run in terror, but then they were distracted Tower of weed! However, the penguins were smoking weed , and thus they were attacked by small violent children. But then the inappropriate reference to Aumaan's gigantic, powerful, overwhelmingly augmented cock fucks Halo mods for good during the last hours of star trek. "What is happening with my cooker, it is strange... and so unusually oddly shaped," said the crab from within the fish-tank next to the round table. A cat was licking itself to the sound of potato chips. Suddenly... Click fell into a boiling pot of hamster brains which soon caused his skin to become healthy and green. He then mangled his flesh with a rusty paper clip at an abandoned post-office while his mom was sleeping with him. He busted her head open with his teeth which he recently brushed. Suddenly someone stumbled into the room where Socrates and his cat...

and his cat

Do you have a cat soc?

[NotZachary82]

were playing with

[Gary]

his amazingly small

[xxpenguinxx]

, accurate gun. He/She

[socrates]

designed just for

, accurate gun. He/She

He

Do you have a cat soc?

4

were playing with

hate you too zach

[xxpenguinxx]

hunting miniature bullfrogs.

[Click16]

who's croak is

[xxpenguinxx]

Satan to my

DO ANY OF YOU NOT NOTICE PERIODS?

[((N8))]

horrendous and huge

[xxpenguinxx]

ears. His cat...

[socrates]

enjoys devouring notzachary's

[Click16]

brain cells because

[Gary]

there were small

[Click16]

and tasty. The

[XZodia]

stupid mammoth tanks