The Official Rant Thread

[Gary]

I've heard that I have sleep walked before, but I have yet to see anyone else do so.

Your lucky he didn't piss on your computer or something.

[Aumaan Anubis]

Your body is supposed to paralyze itself during sleep so that you don't actually act out your dreams or anything. They have fail-bodies it seems.

Also...
<- fool.

After dumping Firefox and hanging out with her more attractive and shiny friend, Chrome, I received one package with a nice red bow and green wrapping paper and whatnot.
I open it.

as;oiduhfsa;fd;oajf;dVIRUSjf;jsahdfkasuhdfk;jsadf.

Completely incapacitated my computer, no task bar, no .exes, no antimalware, no internet, etc.

But Firefox came up to me and was like, "Pssst! I have a Safe Mode capability!"

So we had sex while in Safe Mode and now I'm back online and my computer is fixed.

[OwnZ joO]

I have no idea what you did lol. You musta got pwned by some security exploit... Never had any problems with it myself, do you remember where you encountered this?

[Gary]

So we had sex while in Safe Mode and now I'm back online and my computer is fixed.

Omg, does Chrome know?

[Aumaan Anubis]

I have no idea what you did lol. You musta got pwned by some security exploit... Never had any problems with it myself, do you remember where you encountered this?

I was procrastinating by playing Territory War on addictinggames, and owning at it, for the record.
All of a sudden, Spybot was throwing up alerts that Java was changing registry values and whatnot.
And then my anti-spyware stuff(AVG, I think) was like, "Virus! You can Delete(blanked out...) or Ignore." I had to press ignore, obviously.

Omg, does Chrome know?

Yeah, she does. And she knows that it's her fault for my STD, so she is OK with it. FireFox is a pretty laid back chick, so she won't mind if I hook up with Chrome every once in awhile, as long as I practice safe surfing.

[xxpenguinxx]

But Firefox came up to me and was like, "Pssst! I have a Safe Mode capability!"

So we had sex while in Safe Mode and now I'm back online and my computer is fixed.

Safety first!

[xxpenguinxx]

OK, steam sometimes just won't connect to it's servers when I get logged out while steam is still running. Each time this happens I have to connect my computer directly to my modem, get steam to login once, switch back to my router and hope it lasts. Well, now it's just not working. So, I go to support and it says steam does not work on DMZ. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? So then I go to portforwarding to see if I'm doing something wrong. This is what I get:

Steam Support:


PortForwarding:

[Click16]

Yeah. Steam F*cking sucks.

[neodos]

Don't blame steam, blame yourself and your ISP, the problem comes from your router and/or your firewall(s)

nubs

[Gary]

Steam is the reason for all my and the world's problems.

Maybe not that bad, but I do dislike parts of it.

[xxpenguinxx]

Don't blame steam, blame yourself and your ISP, the problem comes from your router and/or your firewall(s)

nubs

So it's my fault steam goes through my firewall instead of going with dmz?

[Gary]

So it's my fault steam goes through my firewall instead of going with dmz?

Apparently it is.

[xxpenguinxx]

Apparently it is.

OMFG it was, that dlink router has finally failed me...

I took my wireless Linksys router and manually configured it and now steam works
I wish they had more Gigabit routers out there, the only affordable I have seen is about $90 made by Dlink and it only has 4 ports >_>.

[DemonicSandwich]

A few weeks ago I had to fix my ceiling fan because one of it's blades were crooked.
I now realize that it's also spinning in the wrong direction.

Edit: It appears there may be a directional switch on it. I was not aware ceiling fans had such a thing.

[troymac1ure]

In summer, have it push the air down to cool you off.
In winter, have it push the air upwards to circulate the air without the breeze.

[Aumaan Anubis]

Firefox is the only browser that currently works.

[NotZachary82]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY "THE GAME"? I ALWAYS LOSE.

[Gary]

Dammit you made me lose.

[Grimdoomer]

I now realize that it's also spinning in the wrong direction.

[JacksonCougar]

Got a computer to repair awhile ago: finally got time to try making it work. Got the BIOS working just by resetting the battery, but then hit a wall: all the ISOs of Windows 7 I burned kept failing half-ways through the installation process. Six DVDs down and I am now resorting to using my OEM x64 disk.

[Click16]

I have Windows 7 fitting on one DVD... I can get you a torrent if you would like...

[xxpenguinxx]

Click out fished me today

The master has been defeated.

[Click16]

Click out fished me today

The master has been defeated.

[Grimdoomer]

Got a computer to repair awhile ago: finally got time to try making it work. Got the BIOS working just by resetting the battery, but then hit a wall: all the ISOs of Windows 7 I burned kept failing half-ways through the installation process. Six DVDs down and I am now resorting to using my OEM x64 disk.

I have OEM Acidemic x32 and x64 on a private server if you want.

[troymac1ure]

http://www.tsl-game.com/forum/index.php?topic=8394.0

Damn large companies! I've been watching this on and off for a while now and am pissed off to hear that 8 years of work is going to be wasted. I encourage those who remember the glory days of Roberta Williams' Kings Quest series (and those who don't) to sign the petition.

I can't imagine putting 8 years of my life into a free project to have to terminated upon completion...